Hello nice children

-onyourknees:

i love mini police men on my donuts. how’d dey kno

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Olympic Divers On The Toilet: “Good form. Good execution. Oh, bit of a splash there; he’ll get penalized for that one.”

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😁 #love #diarrhea #hold (Taken with Instagram)

I spilled barbecue sauce. :(

Its not good to hold it in

#poop (Taken with Instagram)

curtis & hoshi

Our cats love lunch meat. The knife is merely for photo op

No animals were harmed while shooting this picture, they did steal a sandwich though

I think this is wonderful.

this cat has weird skin